It’s iPad day in the geek world, April 2, 2010, the day that Apple releases the long-awaited iPad.
Cassandra, is worried, but unfortunately no one listens to her. People should listen.
Millions apparently have already rushed online and pre-bought or pre-ordered an iPad 1.0, just as others lined up for Iphones a while ago. Then from my friends with 3G Iphones, especially those in New York, came the tweeted, blogged and voiced complaints about poor connections to wireless networks and poor battery life if you have too many of those delicious, but power-draining apps.
As for myself, I’m going to wait and see how the iPad actually works. Whatever happened to the old adage of never buy Version 1.0 of anything?
Just how good is the iPad battery life?
What about predictions that the iPad will overwhelm bandwidth in some parts of the world?
Just how will the public react to news originally from newspapers, wire service or TV on the iPad?
Will the public pay for news on an iPad? Some media outlets say they will charge for material on the Ipad, others say they won’t charge. That media question alone will keep economics students writing their Phds long after the current crop of iPads is being torn apart by child labour in some developing world hell hole.
I decided that my own media preview of the iPad was in order.
So through sources on Mt. Olympus (I have family connections in that part of Greece) I asked Hermes, god of both messengers and thieves, to use his skills to obtain an iPad from Cupertino and deliver it to Cassandra, the princess from Troy who had great beauty and the gift of true prophecy but was cursed by Apollo (whom she spurned) so that no one would believe her prophecies.
It was Cassandra who warned the Trojans not to bring that wooden horse inside the city walls.
Her first reaction was, “What do I need this for? Since Apollo’s snakes licked my face, I can see all and know all.”
“I can tell you this,” Cassandra told me in an interview from an undisclosed location. “There will be unintended and surprising consequences from this iPad thingy.
“There was a day like this, not long ago, Oct. 13, 1994, when the beta version of Netscape Navigator was released. I said then that this Netscape would change the entire world within days, and no one listened, and Netscape did, the world, until today, has run on browsers. Now there are iPads. Of course, I warned Netscape there ain’t no such thing as a free lunch, but did they listen? No.
“Take that all seeing eye, the digital camera. At first, the digital camera was expensive, and only a few professionals used one. Now millions have digital cameras and it is destroying the world of professional photography– although that world can be rebuilt in time.”
“Some expert last year welcomed the world inside what he called the castle walls of journalism in encouraging ‘user generated content.’ Well the Trojans welcomed that horse, despite my warnings, and we know what happened….
“The city was destroyed?” I asked.
“Oh that too,” Cassandra snorted. “But can you count just how many bards, poets, writers, artists, potters, painters, historians, archaeologists, actors, movie makers, TV producers, game designers have been living off that story for the past three thousand years? Not to mention what’s coming up in 2025…..”
“What in 2025?”
“You wouldn’t believe me, even if I told you.” .
“So what changes will the iPad bring?”
“Well these ones you will believe because all have happened so many times before.
“One. The war between the creators of content and the computer engineers goes on and on just like the wars with the centaurs. I see no end there.
“About ten years ago, I appeared in human form at a conference of media executives. I warned them that while they had to spend money on computers, their bards and chroniclers were their most important asset. Did they believe me? No, they didn’t. Now for every journalist they can out on to the street they have to hire three IT people. The iPad doesn’t run Flash. That means hiring more IT people to do the same work over and over, while throwing away the people who actually create the content. But did anyone listen? No.
“Two. Not all centaurs were bad guys of course, look at Chiron. Some years from now, some kid will find a new and amazing way to use not just the iPad but all the tablets out there.”
“Who, what, where?”
“You wouldn’t believe me. But believe me, that kid will be fabulously rich before he’s 28.”
“Three. A lost or misplaced iPad will be the centre of a major world crisis before the year 2020.”
“What will happen?”
“You won’t believe me, even if I told you.”
“How will the iPad change journalism?”
“There will be a new device, after the iPad. It too will come from a geeky kid, in a workshop, somewhere in the developing world. Even my vision cannot see where or when this will happen.
“The browser, the smart phone, the tablet/ipad, no these will remain but this new, new thing, that will be the most profound change of all. The creators will once again be able to earn their coins. But there will be many more creators.
“Can you tell me some details?”
“You wouldn’t believe me…..”
“What do you think of the iPad?”
“The battery run out too soon. I asked Hermes to return it.”
“Thank you Cassandra.”
“Thank you. There’s one prophecy you can believe. Copy desks around the world are going to hate the spelling i-P-a-d”
“You’re right. Thank you again.”